ALUMPSTER'S GUITARS

Hallo, folks, My name is Arthur Lumpkin, and I'm a retired English teacher (see, that's why my listings are so long). I have enjoyed singing and writing songs for the past 65 years, and therefore playing guitars--lots of guitars. Unfortunately, I sing better than I play, and I'm not terribly knowledgeable about the mechanics of guitars; I just like to play really cool guitars because they make me feel like I sound better. Maybe you know the feeling. At any rate, I currently have about 125 guitars, which means I constantly have to be selling guitars to make room for my wife and me in our "down-sized" home. And of course, the more I sell, the more guitars I can buy. That's where you (hopefully) come in. I particularly enjoy high quality vintage guitars, or guitars with some "experience;" I seem to relate to them better for some reason. They also sound better than new, and since most of them are gaining in value rather than depreciating, frequently they are pretty good investments if you're into such things. But I'm guessin' most of you are like me: you buy 'em 'cause you love 'em, and you cain't get enough of 'em. So come on in, and see if I have a friend for you to adopt and share with. And keep on playin.'